I Want A Dick

I want a dick.

If I had a dick, I would fuck everything that moved, or had a pulse.

I want a dick.

If you currently possess a vagina and have never thought about having a dick, at least for a day, then….(you’re lying) and…you should…..the possibilities are numerous.

I mean…FOR ONE…YOU’D BE ABLE TO PEE STANDING UP.

I’ve tried to pee standing at a 90 degree angle, cause one time I heard that if a woman bent over at that degree while urinating, her urine would make a stream.

That is not true.  The piss will just run down your leg.

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