My dog and I are diametrically opposed as it concerns each of our thoughts about the intake of food,and he makes me feel guilty.
I can eat anything I want at any time I want…yet I FUCKING HATE HAVING TO EAT.
OMG…it is literally a chore on my “to-do” list every other day.
My dog, on the other hand, wants to eat anything he wants to eat at ALL TIMES OF THE DAY, and to him, I am Ricardo Montalban on fucking Fantasy Island….
………did I just give away the age of my current incarnation?
Dog spelled backwards.