I’m sorry for your vagina,
do you need a panty liner?
Or do you need a tampon
it’ll stop the blood six hours long
just pick your size, super plus or petite
given your estrogen, and your lacks of balls
the regular size would fit you because
you’re just like everyone else I know
You lie and lie and make me the hoe
I’m the crazy one, you’re free to go
and let me warn you gals….
this dude here won’t be your pal
even though you think he will..
so go ahead and try it just make sure you’re on the pill
and lots of antibiotics.