I’m sorry for your vagina,

do you need a panty liner?

Or do you need a tampon

it’ll stop the blood six hours long

just pick your size, super plus or petite

given your estrogen, and your lacks of balls

the regular size would fit you because

you’re just like everyone else I know

You lie and lie and make me the hoe

I’m the crazy one, you’re free to go

and let me warn you gals….

this dude here won’t be your pal

even though you think he will..

so go ahead and try it just make sure you’re on the pill

and lots of antibiotics.


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