My neighbors are so funny my sides about crack
from laughing out loud about the way that they act
they hate me so much and we’ve never had a chat
i’ve never said a word to em and that is a fact
I used to smile being nice and waved maybe twice
but they ignored me while employing their peripheral device
always keeping watching on me from the corner of their eyes
like I’m a serial killer in a pretty mom disguise
How do you hate someone you don’t even know?
That seems unintelligent and really kinda slow
Can you think for yourself?
Cause if you can it doesn’t show
if every human being hated another for no reason
…forgive my treason.
I really am nice, just ask my fairy elf.