Spacewalk in the Driveway

You bitch, you…keep on telling the neighbors your nasty lies about me in an effort to keep their kids from playing at THE COOLEST HOUSE ON THE BLOCK….and I’ll just keep my kid-enticing spacewalk up in my driveway indefinitely.  Your kids will be the only ones who don’t get to jump.

Btw, we want you to get one of your minions to come vandalize or destroy it, like how my tire was slashed. …please, please, please. ….we are ready for that.

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